27 questions

Since I have been unable to come up with anything interesting to talk about in the past two days I figured I would find a fun meme to entertain those of you who check my blog. Leave me a message in my comments if you post it on your blog!

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

I would feel way to guilty to actually do this but It would have to be Fergie if I had to chose!

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be?

Please see the answer to number one….Fergie would have to go!

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

Fergie….as you can see I hate her new song.

4. What is your favorite cheese?

Fresh mozzarella..MMM!

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?

Grilled chicken, fresh mozzarella, tomato and basil

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

Jake Gyllenhaal

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?

Dave Matthews, no question

8. Now that you'’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy shit, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

New winter coat

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Atlanta, GA….to see my best friend in the whole world

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Shit! Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?

Take the BF to dinner

11. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?

Caffeine Free Diet Coke and Rum (I gave up caffeine)

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

I'’d go back to my senior year at college. I had a blast!

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

No violence ever!

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what'’s the premise?

Lana'’s life with Dave Matthews….Dave and I would be in love.

15. What is your favorite curse word?

Damn it

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies arenÂ’t really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Scream "“Damn it"” and freak the hell out!

17. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don't worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what's the item?

My computer AND cell phone....I can carry both

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

Be with the people I love.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what'’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! WhatÂ’s it gonna be?

Is it a super-power to become independently wealthy and never have to work again?

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

I honestly have no clue.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Thankfully nothing that horrible has happened that I feel should be erased from my past. Knock on wood!

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin! What country are you going to live in now?

Europe…have get more vacation days

23. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

I have no clue

24. Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like "Dude, check it out… I can FLOAT!"”?

I'd probably go find my roommate at work.

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

Im saving this wish till Dave Matthews dies and Im using it then!

26. The Celestial Gates of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didnÂ’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

My granddad

27. What's your theme song?

Fly by Sugar Ray, it just gets me going.